Stories: n. pl. 1.Everything I have conceived worthy of publishing that I know will never be published. 2.The first step. 3.The reason you and I are here. Postman: Stories give education a reason, an end.

Titles are listed by reverse chronological order. Story pages may seem radically dark: text is inherently harder to read when projected on your face than when reflected off of a page, so I chose the background and text colors to be as dark and readable as possible.

Design Phases

Fall 2004

A professional engineer describes the stages of the design process that the textbooks leave out.

Fiction: about 1900 words

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The Placement Program

Fall 2004

The University that hosts this web page has a unique view of its own academic practices.

Essay, opinion: about 800 words

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Nosce Te Assum

Fall 2004

Join the hundreds who have already found their ass!

Mock news: about 500 words

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Duke Baron

Fall 2004

Follow Baron Duke on his wonderful journeys through modern, Victorian Earth. The finest fake weblog you'll ever read, and possibly the finest weblog you'll ever read!

Memoirs, fiction: about 2100 words in three entries

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Shower Fairy

Fall 2004

A student describes a weird day she had.

Fiction: about 1600 words

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The Girl Next Universe

Fall 2004

A math and love story. Not my first.

Fiction: about 5844 words

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Extinction Party

Fall 2004

Sure its the last days of our race, why not party down?

Mock news: about 300 words

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Memorial University, Chapter 1

Spring 2005

A young man with a special gift is accepted to college.

Fiction: about 2600 words

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Conversational Tones

Nov 10 2005, 8AM-12:30AM

A good morning.

I Only Wish it Were Fiction: about 10,000 words

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